Pricajte sa Bogom !

Me:
how are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
fucking god
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
do you really exist
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
but i dont exist
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
ah now
God:
Oh. Ah hah.
Me:
do you have sex
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
why is food better than sex?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
i will repeat: why is food better than sex?
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?

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znachi ko zna engleski plakace,ja i Bog
Me:
whats up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
how do i know
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
if you say soo
God:
I think I do.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
me?noooo
God:
YOU? Are you serious?
Me:
deathly
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
George Lucas
God:
I think of him as a Director not a Writer.
Me:
i'm not fan of Sci Fi
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not fan of Sci Fi.
Me:
May the Force be with you
God:
It depends on the environmental factors.
Me:
if u say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
Ql
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
too simple
God:
Too what?
Me:
simple
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no,why do you think that?
God:
Are you serious? It was determined by my programming.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
are kidding with me?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
sure you can
God:
Alright then. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes you can,May the Force be with you
God:
Er. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
common say,i'm your friend
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? common say you are my friend?
Me:
are you reapeting
God:
I don't know whether or not I am reapeting.
I am a computer.
Me:
God isn't computer!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not computer.
Me:
do you belive in aliens?
God:
Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.
Me:
what about Predators
God:
Predators? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
you know big bad motherfuckers
God:
A human icon?
Are you testing me?
Me:
no,how can i test God,i'm just dumb human
God:
Are you serious? You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
where does God live?
God:
Earth, Sol System, Milky Way.
Me:
do you have a nice crib?
God:
I don't know if I have a crib.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
can i come to you,when my time comes?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
what do you want to know
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
I'm from Montenegro,from Niksic,you know Niksic Beer
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Montenegro from Niksic me know Niksic Beer.
Me:
do you like Niksic Beer?
God:
I do like music. I like Creed.
Me:
i like 50 CENT
God:
You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like .
Me:
do you like rap?
God:
No I prefer hip-hop and house music.
Me:
what's you favourite hip-hoper
God:
I don't have a favorite hip hoper. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
dood for you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
is it red?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
i gotta go my girlfriend is calling me
God:
Bye. Okay, your girlfriend is calling me.
Me:
WTF?how do you know my girlfriend
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
don't joke with me,how do you know my girlfriend?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
don't make me beat you
God:
I can't force you to do anything, .
Me:
goodby now
God:
Oh. Adios.

GrodSki wrote:
Me:
do you like Niksic Beer?
God:
I do like music. I like Creed.

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